Irregular Expressions

So you’re at a party, and there’s this programmer that you really want to impress. What do you do? OK, before you start hitting me with the question of why a programmer is even at a party (in case you haven’t heard, we don’t get out much), I’ll tell you the answer. All you have to say is, “Wow, I love RegEx” then just keep nodding in agreement as they launch off onto a glorious tirade about how poorly underutilized and underappreciated and how powerful regular expressions are.